Lady Gaga: Trying Too Hard Gets Tiring

I predict that the famous fashion extremist, Lady G will soon stun the world by doing a fashion about face. For years now she has been the shock jock of the fashion world taking high fashion to the furthest extremes. It’s been fun to watch and wonder how she walks in those skyscraper shoes. I for one, want to know how she goes to the bathroom in those outfits!

I remember what a difficult time I had trying to urinate while in my wedding gowns (at all three of my weddings) and yes, I am ‘one of those’ been married a few times kind of women. I’m not the only woman to face the wedding dress toilet dilemma. I still laugh thinking about my daughter’s wedding and how her sister and I had to gather her dress carefully around the toilet so she could pee and not mess her dress. Does Lady G have a special toilet or gizmo we commoners don’t know about? Or does she have a steel bladder? These are the kind of crazy things I think about when she is dressed in such outrageous clothes. I wish I could be a fly on the wall just for a week to see how she really functions or malfunctions.

Knowing how Lady G loves to shock, the biggest shock of all times would be for her to start dressing extremely conservative…lady like to the max (all puns intended). Now that would cause a huge stir in the fashion and music worlds!

Going back to the subject of comfort and fashion, I can’t believe that I, Eve Michaels, is even questioning the comfort of Lady Gaga’s fashion extremism. Me, the one who admonishes my Beauty Boot Camp students for thinking comfort and style are enemies!
Me, the self-professed and recovering “some is good, more is better” type of woman…wondering about the comfort of Lady G’s outfits! I have to laugh at myself.

But as I watched Lady G sitting at The Grammys looking so miserable in her caged facial net, I couldn’t help but think how ridiculous she looked and that enough is enough. When the “look” becomes the prison, it’s time to break free.



Adele: A New Kind of Beauty

Who would have believed that a young twenty something that looks 15 years older than her age, has a full figure, and dresses like Margaret Thatcher going to the prom, would take the music world by storm?

The eye of that storm is none other than Adele Atkins, batting her fabulous false eyelashes that adorn her sixties style eye makeup. Her bouffant hairdo reminiscent of Dusty Springfield in the 80′s. After taking in her face, we can’t help but look at her wild pointy acrylic nails: long, exotic, and oh so feminine.

Adele. A properly dressed improper ‘foul mouthed’ Cockney girl who mesmerizes with her incredible voice and song writing talents. And I just love her!

What I love most about Adele is that she seems so damn comfortable with who she is. Unlike the many insecure starlets in Hollywood, Adele makes no apology for how she likes to dress or the swear words she loves to use.

Women like Adele are trailblazers for all women. I hope her confidence is contagious and that more women learn to make the most of what they have. For years I have taught that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. But, in the entertainment and fashion realms, anorexia is more coveted than health and the desire to look like the moment’s “it girl” makes too many of us women miserable.

I applaud women who rock their own style. I admire fashion aplomb. I encourage my students to have a “look”…whatever look helps them be authentically fabulous. But too many women have been tricked by ad after ad that they need to conform and worse, think they can only look good if they look like the hottest celebrity.

So let’s change our focus and start admiring women like Adele who have the courage to be comfortable in their own skin while stepping it up in their own fabulous style.



Dress Codes for Teens and School Children

Education is a child’s or teenager’s job! As such, they must take it seriously. Dressing appropriately sets the tone for greater self-respect, stronger self-esteem, and success!

All schools in the U.S. should have their students wear uniforms: a dress code AND a grooming code. All students must sign the dress and grooming code guidelines which states what they must wear, how they must groom, and what the consequences are for non-compliance.

Without rules for dress, we get total fashion anarchy. This has become a huge distraction for the students, especially male students and for teachers. Dressing sexy for school is absurd! It distracts male students; it is embarrassing and distracting for male teachers; it makes female teachers uncomfortable.

We need to teach our children what’s appropriate in their dress and behavior: in the home first and foremost, in the schools, and in society at large.

We adults need to raise the bar of what’s acceptable. The parents and the adults need to set the standard for dress, grooming, and respectful behavior. Only then can we teach our children how to do the same. Otherwise, what do we expect? We must walk our talk for our children. For all children.

We have opened Pandora’s Box by letting kids do whatever they want. Students have enough distractions in school without having to worry about what they are wearing, if they can afford to buy the trendiest “it” clothes, and if they look sexy enough. It’s absurd and inappropriate.

Teaching children and teens how to dress properly and follow rules helps prepare them to enter the workplace later in life. It gives them the competitive edge. It is totally unrealistic to raise them thinking that there are no rules in life.

Money is not really the issue. Even during the Great Depression, when people may have had only 1-2 outfits, they still managed to dress appropriately and look decent. And if money is the issue, then school uniforms will save the parents a fortune and a lot of time. Not to mention, years of heartache as they are asked to buy clothing for their kids they can’t afford.

Every school in our nation should have uniforms! All other countries in the world demand uniforms until college or university. This takes the focus off clothing and on to learning. It is way less expensive for the parents. Uniforms teach children that there are rules and that we all need to dress differently depending on where we are going. School is no exception! There is a proper way to dress for school, for church, for attending theater, a special restaurant, etc. This is a matter of respect and we need a huge dose of that in America now!

If you don’t want to raise the bar for yourself, do it for your children, do it for your family, and do it for your country! We can’t afford to be lazy anymore.

Dress Code for Middle School and High School Students:

Uniforms! Uniforms! and Uniforms!

Grooming Code:

1. Daily shower
2. Clean hair worn in a conservative style
3. Teeth must be brushed, flossed and clean
4. Wear deodorant daily
5. Fingernails must be clean and short. No ultra long fingernails
5. No heavy perfumes or colognes. Use fragrances sparingly.
6. Makeup may not be excessive and should be appropriate for daytime
7. Teenaged males must be clean-shaven
8. Clothing must be clean, in good repair, and ironed
9. Shoes: no flip-flops, no high heels over 3 inches for safety, no mules, no slippers, no ultra high platform shoes. Shoes must be clean, polished and in good repair
10. No jewelry except small rings, stud earrings, and a simple necklace or a watch
11. No lingerie or underwear may be visible through or around anyone’s clothing! That mean bras, panties, slips, or men’s underwear.
12. Girls may not show cleavage and skirts may not be shorter than 6 inches above knees when seated
13. Boys must wear pants near their waistline and not below
14. No one’s pants may drag on the ground. They must be hemmed to rest on shoes or above.
15. Socks or tights at all times



Are More Men Opting to Dye their Hair?

I have been an image consultant and makeover expert for men and women over the last 20 years. For the last 5 years, I have taught Men’s Overhaul Programs, which are image makeover bootcamps for men. I have worked with men from almost every profession.

In my experience, a large majority of men are open and willing to enhance their hair color for two main reasons:

1. To stay on the job longer because they will look fresh, modern, and more able to compete

2. To improve their romantic relationships by looking more attractive in order to enhance their sex life

Men opt for many different hair coloring options:

1. Darken the grey and gently turn the clock back with semi-permanent hair color which is very natural and inexpensive
2. Cover the grey completely with permanent hair color which requires the most upkeep
3. Highlight their hair to get a more outdoorsy sun-kissed look with bleach/lightening products
4. Add low lights (reverse highlights) to their hair in order to add more of their natural color before it went grey (this works well with medium to dark hair colors) which can be done gradually and leaves almost no obvious re-growth around the hairline for very grey men

In the last twenty years, I have seen the number of men coloring their hair increase. Men who color their hair seem to be more concerned with their overall appearance and tend to pay more attention to their grooming and appearance. While this is not true for all men, in my experience it is true for many.

Coloring hair, using more hair grooming products, going to hair
salons instead of barber shops, waxing brows, mani/pedis, and more, are all part of the modern male’s accepted grooming regimen.